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Simplify T-Shirt

Posted by John_Beltz_Snyder about 1 year, 7 months ago
$15.00

Simplify

by team blipshift

Did you have a successful gift receiving season? Or did you get a bunch of crap you don't really need? Well either way, leave all that stuff out of the garage. After a month of gluttony and indulgence, it's time to go back to fundamentals. When it comes to your ride, all you need to add is less.

Artist Specs

  • Name: team blipshift
  • Location: NY

The Skinny

Modern cars are getting more bloated every day from creeping featuritis. Does adding lane change warning, automatic parallel parking systems or hybrid powertrains really make for a better driving vehicle? Or are they needlessly complex and heavy? If only someone could suggest a philosophy for more efficient and enjoyable dynamics... Oh, wait, someone did? Like over 50 years ago? Oh... Perhaps if we had heeded Colin Chapman, we would not need around-car video monitors just to park our 5,000lb behemoths when driving around the corner to pick up our venti soy caramel macchiatos. And we would be reminded again of the pleasures of driving a simple, light weight vehicle. Fine, perhaps it could use a roof. And maybe windows. You want heat or AC too? Ok, but where you draw that line is what defines you as an enthusiast. And we suggest it was crossed a long time ago. (Will ship by Xmas... 2013)

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